A conversation from a few nights ago:
Steve: Guess what! I’m taking a kayaking class to fill the PE credit for my online degree.
My Lovely Wife (MLW): Oh, that sounds like fun.
Steve: Yeah, although I wonder what kind of grading scale they use for something like that. You think they’ll fail me if I drown?
MLW (without missing a beat): Ooooh, if you do, do you think they’ll give me an honorary degree since I’m your roommate?